gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

Anonymous: spoiler alert: they all die in the end

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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