radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me