psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(Source: supnikita)

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

(Source: angelanthem)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)